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Spelling checkers
« on: December 07, 2020, 10:21:54 AM »
Cheque Yore Spellings!

I have a spelling chequer,
Witch came with my pea see.
It plane lee Marx four my revue
Miss steaks aye can knot sea.

Eye run it threw each poem,
It does pleas me two no -
I’m shore its perfect awl the weigh:
My spell cheque tolled me sew.

Sum say that using chequers
Mite make hour skills decline,
And if weir maid too do with out,
We wood bee herd two wine.

Butt now bee cause my spelling
Is checked with such grate flare,
Their are know faults with in my cite.
Of nun eye am a wear.

To rite with care is quite a feet
Of witch won should be proud,
And wee mussed do the best we can,
Sew floors are knot aloud.

A veiling of this chequer
Just freeze yew lodes of thyme.
It helps ewe right awl stiles two reed,
And aides yew when ewe rime.

Each frays that comes posed on my screen,
Eye trussed too bee a joule.
The checker pours oar every word,
To cheque the spelling rule.

Now spelling does not phase me;
It does knot bring a tier.
And if I’m lacks or have a laps,
Aisle still suck seed - know fear!

Sow yule now sea why aye do prays
This soft wear on pea seize,
And why eye brake in two averse
Four talents that it frieze!

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The above is posted as a possible reference link, whenever a humorous canter about typographical errors threatens to run too far off-topic.

Edit: corrected a typo!
« Last Edit: December 07, 2020, 10:25:52 AM by TCD813 »
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